PinkNews has just shown an example of “great” journalism by reporting about the list of Hollywood’s smallest penises. An inclusive LGBTQ news portal taking part in body shaming? What a disgrace!

Also: someone seriously still gives a fuck about someone else’s cock size? You probably won’t even sleep with any of those celebrities anyway. Just stop invading their privacy already...

Anyways... maybe it’s time for me to weigh in a bit on the subject of cock sizes?

What can I know?

As a pretty slutty gay guy, I know a thing or two about dicks, as I’ve seen a couple of them in my life (and by “couple” I mean a lot). Also, as an owner of a 19 cm cock, I think i can speak freely about the matter, without anyone accusing me of repeating the cliché that “size doesn’t matter” in order to just make myself feel better.

Does size matter?

Well, obviously, it does matter. Cocks can be so drastically different in size that there’s no way the differences wouldn’t physically influence the intercourse in any way. But it also doesn’t matter, meaning it’s simply not as important as most people think. For me, it’s almost not important at all.

Sex is not just penetration. Nor is it foreplay + penetration. If you think it is, you’re probably so bad at sex already that even having a massive cock wouldn’t make it good.

Sex is passion, sex is kissing, licking, sniffing, sucking, caressing, groping, spanking, and so many other things. Sex organs are not just penis, vagina, mouth and asshole. It’s also nipples, neck, armpits, feet, ears, and basically your entire skin. Using them is what makes sex good. Sharing the same interests and kinks makes it good. Being inventive, passionate and flexible. Good communication. Caring about your partners’ pleasure... Plenty of things add up to being a good lover, and having a big cock isn’t even close to the top of the list.

It’s obviously a different story when it comes to pussies, but at least from the gay perspective, having an XXL dick is not the best thing that could happen to you. What do you think is easier for the bottom to take up his butt: an average cock, 11 cm in circumference, or a fucking beer can? What do you think is easier to deepthroat: a cock that’s exactly the length between tonsils and mouth, or a 25 cm monster?

For me a perfect cock would be ~14 cm long, ~14 cm in circumference, uncut and either straight or curved slightly downwards. Awesome for deepthroating and for hitting exactly my prostate during anal...

But a “perfect cock” is nothing without a guy who knows how to use it – and most importantly how to use his body in general. And a cock that doesn’t really fit my definition of “perfect” (so almost every cock in the world) can still give me a great time.

So yeah, the size does affect some purely technical aspects of sex. But does it really matter?

Should I worry?

No. Stop worrying about your size. If you’re a kid or a teenager, your cock will probably still grow. If you’re an adult and not under like 7 cm, your cock is just fine. What you see in porn is, obviously, not a valid representation of reality. Not every dick is around 20 cm and constantly hard. Average cock is 12.5 cm in length – and there obviously has to be plenty that are smaller than that. It’s fine, really.