Avris

The name “foreplay” implies that it's just an introduction phase to the “proper” sex.

Just like the name “starter” / “appetiser” / “entrée” means that, well… no one comes to a restaurant just to eat that.

But sex isn't like that at all. It can still be fucking awesome without any need for the penetration obsession.

Did you know the dicks you see in porn are not real? Per se, sure, but if you look at them as a group? That’s not what what real cocks look like!

I know. I checked.

PinkNews has just shown an example of “great” journalism by reporting about the list of Hollywood’s smallest penises. An inclusive LGBTQ news portal taking part in body shaming? What a disgrace!

Also: someone seriously still gives a fuck about someone else’s cock size? You probably won’t even sleep with any of those celebrities anyway. Just stop invading their privacy already...

Anyways... maybe it’s time for me to weigh in a bit on the subject of cock sizes?