{"tag":"conservatism","articles":{"blog\/society\/conservatives-get-naked":{"key":"blog\/society\/conservatives-get-naked","type":"article","published":true,"meta":{"createdAt":"2017-09-28T10:28:33+02:00","publishedAt":"2017-09-28T20:27:00+02:00","group":"nudism","category":"blog","subcategory":"society","slug":"conservatives-get-naked"},"content":{"en":{"slug":"conservatives-get-naked","title":"Conservatives, get naked!","intro":"\u003Cp\u003EI\u2019ve recently realised that many conservative catchphrases can be answered with a simple challenge: \u201cget naked then!\u201d. How come?\u003C\/p\u003E\u003Csvg xmlns=\u0022http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\u0022 style=\u0022display: none;\u0022\u003E\u003C\/svg\u003E","content":"\u003Cp\u003EI\u2019ve recently realised that many conservative catchphrases can be answered with a simple challenge: \u201cget naked then!\u201d. How come?\u003C\/p\u003E\n\u003Ch3\u003EGod created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!\u003C\/h3\u003E\n\u003Cp\u003ESure, let\u2019s assume he did. But he also created them \u003Cem\u003Enaked\u003C\/em\u003E, didn\u2019t he? And \u003Cem\u003Ehe saw that it was very good\u003C\/em\u003E. If we\u2019re supposed to live our lives according to your ancient fairy tale, why don\u2019t you set an example and remove your clothes?\u003C\/p\u003E\n\u003Cp\u003EIf you used \u201cAdam and Eve\u201d argument to abuse gay people, chances are you\u2019re a prude that cannot wrap their head around an idea of \u003Ca href=\u0022\/blog\/a-case-for-nudity\u0022\u003E\u003Csvg class=\u0022icon\u0022\u003E\u003Cuse xlink:href=\u0022#light-people-carry\u0022\u003E\u003C\/use\u003E\u003C\/svg\u003E non-sexual nudity\u003C\/a\u003E and that would consider it immodest and sinful. But hey, that\u2019s how your god created you! Either that\u2019s what he wants us to wear, or nudity is sinful, chose one!\u003C\/p\u003E\n\u003Ch3\u003EIt\u2019s not natural!\u003C\/h3\u003E\n\u003Cp\u003EGay people should not get married, because \u201cwhat they do is unnatural\u201d? Well, aren\u2019t your clothes either? As well as your laptop, smartphone, washing machine? If you care so much about \u201cbeing natural\u201d and want to regulate other people\u2019s lives based on your definition of \u201cnatural\u201d, why don\u2019t you go natural\/\u003Cem\u003Enaturist\u003C\/em\u003E first? And Amish, of course...\u003C\/p\u003E\n\u003Cp\u003EIsn\u2019t it funny how homosexuality has been discovered in over 500 animal species \u2013 and is somehow  considered \u201cunnatural\u201d, while we\u2019re the only animal that obsessively covers its genitals \u2013 and bigots are fine with that?\u003C\/p\u003E\n\u003Ch3\u003EThat\u2019s sick! Why do you dress up as a woman?\u003C\/h3\u003E\n\u003Cp\u003EAnd why do \u003Cem\u003Eyou\u003C\/em\u003E dress up as a \u003Cem\u003Eman\u003C\/em\u003E? Just because you have a penis, you\u2019re supposed to wear pants and a suit, but not a dress or make-up? Where did that logic come from?\u003C\/p\u003E\n\u003Cp\u003EIf you were born a couple of centuries earlier, you might be wearing high heels and colour pink \u2013 and consider that very manly. Seriously, google it.\u003C\/p\u003E\n\u003Cp\u003EWhat we wear depending on our gender is determined by arbitrary social trends, that\u2019s it. It\u2019s a stupid, made-up rule that your bigoted ass tries to present as \u201cuniversal\u201d, \u201cobjective\u201d, \u201cabsolute\u201d necessity.\u003C\/p\u003E\n\u003Cp\u003E\u003Ca href=\u0022https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=nTn9CiPWTJQ\u0022 target=\u0022_blank\u0022 rel=\u0022noopener\u0022\u003E\u003Csvg class=\u0022icon\u0022\u003E\u003Cuse xlink:href=\u0022#light-link\u0022\u003E\u003C\/use\u003E\u003C\/svg\u003E We\u2019re all born naked, and the rest is drag.\u003C\/a\u003E So either let that trans*\/drag person wear whatever the fuck they want to wear, or prove to us your devotion to what\u2019s \u003Cem\u003Enatural\u003C\/em\u003E, what \u003Cem\u003Ewe\u2019re born as\u003C\/em\u003E, what \u003Cem\u003Egod wants us to be\u003C\/em\u003E \u2013 and get rid of your clothes. Otherwise, you\u2019re just a damn hypocrite.\u003C\/p\u003E\u003Csvg xmlns=\u0022http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\u0022 style=\u0022display: none;\u0022\u003E\u003C\/svg\u003E","tags":["conservatism","consistency","homophobia","hypocrisy","naturism","nudity","prudery","transphobia"],"hasMore":true,"image":null,"introLite":"\u003Cp\u003EI\u2019ve recently realised that many conservative catchphrases can be answered with a simple challenge: \u201cget naked then!\u201d. How come?\u003C\/p\u003E","contentLite":"\u003Cp\u003EI\u2019ve recently realised that many conservative catchphrases can be answered with a simple challenge: \u201cget naked then!\u201d. How come?\u003C\/p\u003E\n\u003Ch3\u003EGod created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!\u003C\/h3\u003E\n\u003Cp\u003ESure, let\u2019s assume he did. But he also created them \u003Cem\u003Enaked\u003C\/em\u003E, didn\u2019t he? And \u003Cem\u003Ehe saw that it was very good\u003C\/em\u003E. If we\u2019re supposed to live our lives according to your ancient fairy tale, why don\u2019t you set an example and remove your clothes?\u003C\/p\u003E\n\u003Cp\u003EIf you used \u201cAdam and Eve\u201d argument to abuse gay people, chances are you\u2019re a prude that cannot wrap their head around an idea of \u003Ca href=\u0022\/blog\/a-case-for-nudity.lite\u0022\u003E non-sexual nudity\u003C\/a\u003E and that would consider it immodest and sinful. But hey, that\u2019s how your god created you! Either that\u2019s what he wants us to wear, or nudity is sinful, chose one!\u003C\/p\u003E\n\u003Ch3\u003EIt\u2019s not natural!\u003C\/h3\u003E\n\u003Cp\u003EGay people should not get married, because \u201cwhat they do is unnatural\u201d? Well, aren\u2019t your clothes either? As well as your laptop, smartphone, washing machine? If you care so much about \u201cbeing natural\u201d and want to regulate other people\u2019s lives based on your definition of \u201cnatural\u201d, why don\u2019t you go natural\/\u003Cem\u003Enaturist\u003C\/em\u003E first? And Amish, of course...\u003C\/p\u003E\n\u003Cp\u003EIsn\u2019t it funny how homosexuality has been discovered in over 500 animal species \u2013 and is somehow  considered \u201cunnatural\u201d, while we\u2019re the only animal that obsessively covers its genitals \u2013 and bigots are fine with that?\u003C\/p\u003E\n\u003Ch3\u003EThat\u2019s sick! Why do you dress up as a woman?\u003C\/h3\u003E\n\u003Cp\u003EAnd why do \u003Cem\u003Eyou\u003C\/em\u003E dress up as a \u003Cem\u003Eman\u003C\/em\u003E? Just because you have a penis, you\u2019re supposed to wear pants and a suit, but not a dress or make-up? Where did that logic come from?\u003C\/p\u003E\n\u003Cp\u003EIf you were born a couple of centuries earlier, you might be wearing high heels and colour pink \u2013 and consider that very manly. Seriously, google it.\u003C\/p\u003E\n\u003Cp\u003EWhat we wear depending on our gender is determined by arbitrary social trends, that\u2019s it. It\u2019s a stupid, made-up rule that your bigoted ass tries to present as \u201cuniversal\u201d, \u201cobjective\u201d, \u201cabsolute\u201d necessity.\u003C\/p\u003E\n\u003Cp\u003E\u003Ca href=\u0022https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=nTn9CiPWTJQ\u0022 target=\u0022_blank\u0022 rel=\u0022noopener\u0022\u003E We\u2019re all born naked, and the rest is drag.\u003C\/a\u003E So either let that trans*\/drag person wear whatever the fuck they want to wear, or prove to us your devotion to what\u2019s \u003Cem\u003Enatural\u003C\/em\u003E, what \u003Cem\u003Ewe\u2019re born as\u003C\/em\u003E, what \u003Cem\u003Egod wants us to be\u003C\/em\u003E \u2013 and get rid of your clothes. Otherwise, you\u2019re just a damn hypocrite.\u003C\/p\u003E","words":402,"readTime":2,"lang":"en"}}}}}